PEEPING INTO THE BEEPS - THE ‘DELHI BELLY’ WAY

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I would advocate for a new category of censor certification to indicate that a particular movie is not advisable for watching even with your spouse or spouse-like friend. This particular film exactly fits that bill. It seems now writers have exhausted framing sentences even with otherwise witty but double-meaning phrases and have decided to nail direct-meaning words into your conscience. Yes no hypocrisy as they say. I am surprised as to how as many as four stars were awarded to this film (by Mayank Shekhar in HT on July 2) as I would require many more of those stars to hide the letters of the adjectives that I would have preferred to describe this G**D* film written by some B*******D (number of stars are exact as the words are in Hindi ). I was made to pass through a unique experience of continuous torture for an entire period of 98 minutes with no respite provided to me even in the form of an interval. I would like to somehow convey my warnings to the cine-goers that only if you can find humour in plain abuses shot out one after the other like a machine-gun, enjoy listening to those 4-5-6- letter-words without beeps continuously for one and a half hour and can laugh at repeatedly cheeking butts, the film is tailor-made for you. I am aware of a certain period in our lives (during our growing ages) wherein we are just thrown open to the world of abusive languages coming naturally around us especially while leading an unsettled and irresponsible life. I would have preferred to make efforts to cut this period as short as possible but the film attempts at glorifying this period to make it seep into the acceptable limits of our life-style. I was also advised to see the English version before forming an opinion on the film but unfortunately I find the trash too spilling to be justified. The language used is so sickeningly filthy that it ultimately strangulates the story and the subject of the film and I have never felt better even if an abuse is uttered in a 'sophisticated' English language. As Hussain used to see art in the nudity and that too in icons of worship, this film is made for those hypocrites who can see comedy in heaps of filth and enjoy vomiting shit. Movie ki shakal mein bhaiya yeh toh nikla keval trash trASH TRASSSSH.